I’m very uncoordinated and very sorry
i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like
AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE
"THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”
Never not reblog
In GTA5 Online, people always want to kill you for some reason, and unprovoked attacks are very common. Luckily, there’s a mechanic called Passive Mode that keeps you safe from combat damage while making you unable to attack as well. However, you can still be run over by vehicles, and people go OUT OF THEIR WAY to try and run you over.
This is based off a true story, and it is my tried-and-true method of dealing with these savages.
(mood music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rs71EYwQSAM )
why is your crotch wearing sunglasses?